For the days when you’re this close to telling everyone to unsubscribe from your sanity.
 
This 110-page blank lined snarky notebook is your personal space to roll your eyes, vent your thoughts, and write down everything you actually want to say out loud… but don’t, because you’re a responsible adult (most days).
 
✨ Inside you’ll find:
110 lined pages ready for journaling, note-taking, ranting, or documenting your internal monologue.
A bold snarky cover declaring exactly how you feel: Cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
A convenient 6x9" size that fits perfectly in your bag, backpack, or emotional support tote.
Smooth matte finish for a clean, modern look with maximum sass.
 
Perfect for:
📝 Daily journaling, brain dumps, to-do lists
😤 Vent sessions you don’t want on social media
🎁 Friends who love sarcasm
😂 Anyone who’s officially over it
 
Bring this notebook everywhere and let the cover speak for you—loudly, sarcastically, and with style.
 
Because sometimes the only subscription you need… is to your own peace.
 
💌 PRINTING & SHIPPING 💌
Each book is custom printed just for you! ✨ After placing your order, please allow 5-7 business days for my print partner, BookVault, to carefully print and bind your book with love. Once it’s ready, your order will ship out and be on its way! 🚚📦
 
Most customers receive their books within 10-14 days, depending on printing and shipping times. Trust me—it’s worth the wait! 💕