For the days when your main source of energy is caffeine, petty determination, and sheer refusal to quit.
 
This 110-page blank lined snarky notebook is the perfect place to document your chaos, your brilliance, and every “I’m only doing this so the universe doesn’t win” moment. If spite is your superpower, this notebook is your cape.
 
✨ Inside you’ll find:
110 lined pages—ideal for journaling, venting, planning, manifesting, or plotting revenge (the legal kind).
A hilariously blunt cover reminding the world—and yourself—exactly what’s keeping you going.
A versatile 6x9" size that slips easily into bags, backpacks, or your “I refuse to quit” survival kit.
Smooth matte finish for a clean, modern look that pairs nicely with unhinged determination.
 
Perfect for:
🔥 Daily brain dumps
😤 Angry to-do lists
💪 Motivation via pure stubbornness
🎁 Friends who are thriving out of spite (or trying to)
 
Whether life’s testing your patience or your last nerve, this notebook is here to help you power through—with humor, attitude, and incomparable pettiness.
 
Because if you’re going to survive… you might as well do it dramatically.
 
💌 PRINTING & SHIPPING 💌
Each book is custom printed just for you! ✨ After placing your order, please allow 5-7 business days for my print partner, BookVault, to carefully print and bind your book with love. Once it’s ready, your order will ship out and be on its way! 🚚📦
 
Most customers receive their books within 10-14 days, depending on printing and shipping times. Trust me—it’s worth the wait! 💕